Unladylike conduct

So our beautiful little one is now 7 months old...WOW time flies when you are having fun. We are so excited that she is trying so very hard to crawl (we may not be so excited once she is mobile though). She does push ups all day long and is getting around by scooting backwards and rolling to her destination. When she wakes up in the morning she looks like a Wild Child, you see our child was born with hair like no other (she is long overdue for her SECOND haircut) actually she resembles a mix between Don King and a skate punk. I guess during the night she tosses and turns (and drools - adding the needed crispness to hold her style) until every long hair on her head is standing in the air. She is quite a site upon first waking! At her 6 month checkup she was ahead of the curve with her skill development and weighed in at a whopping 17 lbs 8 oz and was 25 inches long. She has some interesting little quirks too... at bedtime when she is fighting her sleep she will make sounds like a frog (its cute at first until 20 minutes later when she is still doing it) and she likes to suck on the ends of her hair which I thought was so weird until her Aunt Chelsea told me that both she and her Aunt Khristyna used to do the exact same thing. Oh, and she got her ears pierced, I know some of you may not agree with that and that is your prerogative, but I think she looks just adorable. Now unto the unladylike conduct...Our child has apparently inherited her fathers' excessive gas problem and will wait until either she has no diaper on or is surrounded by people and then lets it go. Now this would not be a problem if it did not sound like her ass just ruptured and the smell, well that's another problem. Lets just say she has a lot of manners to learn!